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The Onion's sports section doesn't only mock the Pirates. Ahead of the piece cautioning against Pirates fandom for children, ...
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A judge has agreed to allow conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to sell his Infowars business in order to help pay damages to the ...
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The Simpsons taps The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly for "Treehouse Of Horror XXXVI" Matt Groening also offered a few predictions about the future of our crazy world.
After America’s presidential election last year, a headline in the Onion, a liberal satirical newspaper, was: “Trump calls Harris to congratulate himself on winning”. Technically, this joke ...