Erin Burnett was stunned by the phrase printed on "Trump Condoms" in a new Jeffrey Epstein photo dump, exclaiming "I can't believe I have to read this!"

Saturday Night Live opened again with Donald Trump ( James Austin Johnson ), this time trying to make it through an Air Force One press gaggle having used Adderall and Ambien. “Could you comment on the latest batch of Epstein photos released by House Democrats?” one reporter asked him.

Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee sent a letter Thursday to the DOJ’s acting inspector general asking for their “assistance in ensuring public trust and transparency” in the files, by conducting an audit into the forms documenting how the files were handled by DOJ officials.

The past 10 episodes of South Park have all been leading up to one big, twisted punchline. The Season 28 finale, “The C--p Out,” shows Satan going into labor with President Trump’s “butt baby.” Trump has been conspiring all season to abort the baby while Satan has insisted on keeping it.

Jimmy Fallon took aim at President Donald Trump over his "I love miners" flub, saying the declaration was something he told Jeffrey Epstein.